Magic Super Poll


Why don't you care?

What is the greatest rock and roll lyric of all time?

This is Becky's poll question. How do you answer it?

When is it cheating?

Which of these do you wish was more socially acceptable?

Of these, which is the best comic strip of all time?

What do you think they think about you?

You discover you're wearing two different shoes. What do you do?

If you could have only one of these - which would you choose?

What of these superstitions do you most frequently find yourself being cautious of?

Which of these would most improve the sport in question?

Gribbdle flibbit pop doo scrubbie?

Which holiday makes you the fattest?

Why do they do that?

Which of these would you LEAST want to have in your bed with you all night?

What is the meaning of life?

If you could have an entirely new body - but it had to be one of these - which would you pick?

What's stupid?

Which of these weirdo things do you think people might actually be capable of?

What would you least like to find in your mailbox?

If the cops come blazing down your street...

Women say they want a funny guy. But they really want...

What would be the best way to spend one hour?

Which is your favorite finger?

If you had to choose a last meal from this list, which would you pick?

Which of these is most likely to be in your body right now.

Which of these legendary creatures of kindness is actually an evil overlord waiting for the right moment to strike?

What's funnier?

Who would win in a knock-down drag out fight to the death?

What's should we do about this?

If the Earth was going to crash into the Sun tomorrow...

If you were stranded on a desert island, which would you rather have with you?

What new sport should be added to the Olympics?

What do you know?

If all else fails...

What would you rather do?

Which of these defines you at your worst?

If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you choose to have with you?

What's the best pick for a quick laugh from your pet?

Would you have sex with an ugly stanger you met at a bar for $500.00.

If your life was a video game, what would they call it?

If you were in an explosion and you could only save one of the following people, whose life would you save?

What kind of God would you be?

What would you say if you stepped on the business end of a nail?

Who would you most like to have lunch with?

What does American society need most?

Which of these deformities would be OK with you?

If your skin was bright blue, which greeting would most offend you?

If your whole life was actually a dream - how would you wake up?

What's more annoying?

Which is the nastiest of all these substances?

How do you drive?

Who wins in a knock-down drag-out fight to the ultimate bloody finish?

What do you think about most often?

If you had the power to stop time and do whatever you wanted while the rest of the world stood frozen and unaware...

Who's Funniest?

Do you think humanity will meet its demise during your lifetime?

Which Star Wars Character is most likely to be gay?

When is it necessary to pick your nose?

Which is the funniest single word to say?

Which of these things would most quickly ruin your day?

Which of these superheros is most overrated?

Who is the funniest actor in modern movie history?

Do NOT answer this poll question.

Honestly now, are you a racist?

If boogers tasted like candy, would you admit that you eat them?

Oh... but if your head explodes.

Do you secretly hope that your friends and co-workers picture you naked from time to time?

If you could have one of these, which would you pick?

What weighs more - A constipated Mule or the one million eager flies awaiting delivery behind him?

Who is better in bed, Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?

What was that?

Which of these beloved characters would taste best, if prepared by an expert chef?

What tastes better, fried milk or boiled pizza?

Do you know the answer to this question?

Would you rather be a giant fire eating robot from outer space or a fluffy little bunny?

Who would win in a no holds barred fight to the death, Daffy Duck or Donald Duck?